Caffeine, nicotine, hands on the wheel
Thirty hours drivin’, no big deal.
Don’t use the Jake when you roll into town.
Make it to the Mini-Mart, put the hammer down.
Keep your hands on the wheel.
Keep your hands on the wheel.
I started drivin’ hands on the wheel
Feet in the seat, no big deal.
You gotta stop, swing to the floor.
Pedals to the metal, there ain’t no more.
That old “Bulldog”, don’t owe me a dime.
Fill it up, check the load, get it there on time.
When I’m old, can’t hold the wheel
Can’t cut the mustard, no big deal
Get me to the Mini-Mart, watch the drivers fly
Blame the dust for the tears in my eye.
